I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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