It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I came so hard my ears popped.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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