Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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