i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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