Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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