Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
