if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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