sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
This girl is more easily done than said...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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