Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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