last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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