I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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