Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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