I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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