His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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