Your dad touched me again.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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