I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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