your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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