Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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