How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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