dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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