walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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