woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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