No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
tequila makes me forget i have legs
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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