guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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