She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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