Porn is love you can see.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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