im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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