I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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