I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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