he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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