please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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