And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You did what with his pubic hair?
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