Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i have two assholes
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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