He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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