you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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