Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I understand Curling. That high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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