she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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