it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
