are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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