I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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