Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
