forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So squirting runs in the family.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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