I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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