Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I need to sanitize my soul.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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