yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The ass gains better be worth it
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