god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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