so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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