I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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