i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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