I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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