Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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