It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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