I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
